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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

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1 OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:49 am

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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2 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:55 pm

nothing....uum..aaaa..yea. Who died, i dont remember him?

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3 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Thu May 30, 2013 7:03 pm

Holy shit, that was awesome and hidden way down at the bottom of the forum where only the adults dare tread. You, Deathmvp, are far less the deadweight that I sometimes fear you could be. Hat's off to you , sir. Hat's off.


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4 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Thu May 30, 2013 7:11 pm

Yea, this is the secret page.

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5 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Thu May 30, 2013 7:16 pm

know one needs to know about this... admin please delete thread. thank you

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6 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Thu May 30, 2013 7:21 pm

I have discovered a lost land o.o

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7 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Fri May 31, 2013 2:52 pm

Shhhhhhhm, The first rule of The Secret Thread is... well if I said it I'd be breaking the fist rule.


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8 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Fri May 31, 2013 4:31 pm

haaaa

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9 Re: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: on Fri May 31, 2013 5:54 pm

Waves Hand
There is no secret threads.

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