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1 Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:19 pm

U.N.D.F. The United Nations Defense Force, a conglomerate of earths mightiest heroes banded together to protect their country and countries around the world. Heroes like:

Merf Thompson: The American diamond man. A man so strong that his punches carry the force of ten-THOUSAND......furious midgets. A man who's skin is so tough that it can withstand the force of one-million monkeys flinging poo. A man so agile that he dances with cats. A man who's foot no door can withstand.

The Soviet Comet: Russia's red rebel. Villains beware. know that he does not hit you with boulders. He hits boulders with you. Know that he does not hit you in the face with his hammer. You hit yourself in the face with his hammer. Know that he does not love borscht. Borscht loves him.

The Amphibian: France's frog.

Toronto Gal: Canada's maple sweetness. Her smile is so beautiful it shines with the light of a thousand light bulbs on a dark night. at once. Her hair is so brilliant it's like the softest spun tapioca pudding on a goose feather pillow. Her skin so clear........
*Beep! Beep! Beep! That damn alarm was going off again and John Stacker really did not feel like getting up. Without looking he reached and hit the snooze button on his phone, killing that incessant beeping. He sat up on the couch where he slept last night, too lazy to get take himself to bed. He glanced over at the T.V. where the U.N.D.F. commercial was advertising yet another hero, this one resembling some sort cross between a flamingo and Godzilla from the country of Sweden. John sighed to himself. All his childhood life he had dreamed of having an awesome super power, like the power to fly, super strength, super speed or even super intelligence, hell the ability to talk to animals would have been fine. he got none of that. Instead of being super strong, he was average strong. Instead of being super fast he was average fast, he was average intelligence as well.
*Average. That would best describe John Stacker. He's an average man. He's of average height. he's of average looks; average brown hair, average brown eyes, average ears average nose, average mouth, and average pale skin. Hell even his name- John - was average. That was it, John Stacker was completely, utterly, irrevocably average. Well....he was MOSTLY completely, utterly, irrevocably average.
* Beep! Beep! Beep! There was the alarm clock again. The damn thing wouldn't even let him day dream. John picked his phone and looked at the screen. His paled even more as he noted the time. It was nine thirty and he had to be to work at ten A.M. Jumping to his feet, John moved a fast as his average speed could take him to the bathroom. It would take him twenty minutes to get ready which would leave him him with ten minutes to get to work on time. nowhere near the hour he would need to drive there. Before he left the bathroom John grabbed a bottle of headache relief medicine. Going to his room, John put on his suit and grabbed his carrying case for work. Returning to the living room, John glanced one more time at the commercial now advertising some cyborg wolf-man thing. He sighed yet again, some people were born lucky.
*Stepping out into the hall of the apartment building he lived in, John made his way to the apartment stairway. He glanced around to make sure no one was there. Satisfied that he was all by his lonesome, John took a few steps back and then flung himself down the steps. There was a rush of air and then there was darkness, then there was a throbbing sensation as his head smacked into the door of the maintenance closet that he appeared in. He pulled out the bottle of medicine and took two of the pills. He really needed to invest in a helmet he thought, next paycheck for sure. Opening the closet door John made his way out of the basement to his cubicle and got busy getting to work.
Tag who's it? The only rule is that your zero can't have a power that works in the traditional way. The stars are there to signify a new paragraph because it would not let me tab for some reason.

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2 Re: Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:36 am

Jay peters an average looking individual with an average bar tenders job. Jay had average looks and average sex with all the college barflies until that...that...night...the night of all nights.

Jay was only good at one thing SEX and was at best average....until...that...night.

One average night Jay picked up another fat slob of a college student with low self esteem. Just the way jay liked it.

Jay liked it up until that night.

Now things are different, very different.

Here is how it all began, Jay at bar, Jay picks up college student, jay has amazing average sloppy sex...than it happens. The most horrendous thing that could ever happen. What happened that night was worse than that night at the circus with the bearded woman and the amputee.

Soo, here goes jay at the circus flirting with a bearded lady when here crawls in the most adorable amputee. After a couple of rounds of moonshine.......Ehh, the rest is private, mind your own bizzness.

Bar, jay, college dorm room with fat sloppy student, booze and sex. So at the the 5 minute mark the holist of the holys is about to happen, the peak of all peaks. I mean this fat slob is given Jayden all 3 inches of his man meat and loving it. Jayden being the pig that she is always cums before the man and in her arrogant way knows the most opportune moment the humiliate the fatso, yes just before the peak.....well usually thats how it works....until this night, always referred to as THAT NIGHT.

Jayden, feels a change, a stirring in her loins, an increase of strength, a weakness in libido. This weakness prevent the humiliation, or made it worse. Jayden would normally have punched this looser in the nose and pissed on his squirming body. Now though Jayden could not cum. This change was soo disturbing that almost immediately she puked on her own face wile fatty was pumping a load in his nether regions. How can this happen to Jay, he is not gay.

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3 Re: Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:42 am

Chad. Be honest with me. Are you drunk?

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4 Re: Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:47 am

Haaa, just felt like writing something fucked up. i liked your story idea and figured how bad would it be for an ass hole lesbian to turn into a guy. Super Zero.

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5 Re: Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:50 am

Well that depends, does he/she change every time he/she has sex?

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6 Re: Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:54 am

Yea, I was gearing towards that. Or just randomly transforms at random moments in life. The sex part is funny, or even maybe when She/he gets horny.

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7 Re: Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:20 am

you guys are entertainingly sick bastards more chad though

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8 Re: Hero, Hero, Super Zeroes on Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:57 am

Haa, I take that as a compliment.

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